Everyone loves getting into some mischief every once in awhile. Today when I was eating lunch, two of my friends came over with firecrackers. After all, the Fourth of July is tomorrow. So, I came up with some crazy ideas on how we could use them in the most amusing ways possible. One was to scare the shit out of one of our friends while he was going to the bathroom. Another was to set them off in the Mini Mart parking lot in town. So, we waited until dark to have our fun with the fireworks. Then we drove into town and parked the car behind the Mini Mart and the three of us all armed with the firecrackers went in different sections of the parking lot. It was absolutely hysterical when we set them off. LOL! Everyone acted like they needed to run for their lives. Needless to say we hightailed it out of there and jetted to the car. When we pulled out, I realized I had to go to the bathroom; we pulled down aside alley so I could go. I ran around the corner and squatted. I quickly realized there were two people up the way by the dumpster fucking without a care in the world. I stood there captivated. The guy had a big cock. I started playing with my nipples and realized I was getting really horny over these two. But, I was in mischief mode, so I pulled my pants up and lit a pack of firecrackers and tossed it into the dumpster and ran like Hell. They went off and the girl screamed bloody murder. I was happy that I peed cause if I hadn’t, I would have peed in my pants from laughing so hard. LOL! I hope you all have a great Fourth of July! Blow stuff up and have fun!!

Today was an all right day, one of my guy friends asked me to help him work on his car… And I had nothing to do, so I figured, why the hell not? I went down to his house and helped him carry out the tools to the car that we needed. Them shits were heavy! We had to drop out the transmission and replace the clutch bands he blew out by trying to see what the car would top out at which was a pretty dumb idea considering its a Nissan 240SX. LOL, he’s lucky he didn’t ball himself up in a tree, at 140mph. My friend, he’s a good-looking guy, so I was staring at his crotch as I handed him the tools. Working guys make me so horny. So I went in the house and said I had to get a drink, instead I sat on the couch and slowly slid my hand between my legs I was so wet and it felt really good. I managed to look up and see my guy friend standing there watching me. I was too far along to stop, so I kept going, and had one of the best orgasms of my life out of pure excitement…

Because we love big tits, we feel fairly confident saying that all a boob man needs to be happy is two things: A vintage hot rod and a very hot chick. Luckily for you, Christy just happens to be smokin’ hot and the minute she saw this vintage hot rod, she fell in love and somehow convinced the owner to let her crawl all over it naked. (We think she clinched the deal when she walked over to the owner, tits pushed up in the air, cleavage heaving and said, ‘Hey mister, can I crawl all over your nice car, naked?’ That guy didn’t stand a chance against those tits, but hey, who would?) Christy loved getting dolled up like a pinup and striking some sexy poses with this car. In fact, she even said she wouldn’t mind a calendar of herself with shots from this shoot. What do you think? Would you hang a calendar of pinup Christy on your wall? Yeah, we would, too.

Here’s Christy as Little Miss Innocent, getting caught with her hand in the cookie jar…or, in this case, the dildo drawer. Gianna Rossi’s dildo drawer.

“What are you doing? Why were you looking in my drawer?” Gianna asks when she catches Christy.

Christy’s holding onto a big, black dildo. This is where Christy plays Little Miss Innocent.

Christy: “What is it?”

Gianna: “Wanna learn how to use it?”

Christy: “Will you show me?”

Gianna, a seasoned porn slut, totally dominates Christy in this scene, making her suck the dildo, then tit-fucking her with it.

“Everybody thinks I’m a good girl,” Christy says.

Everybody? Who’s everybody? Christy isn’t a good girl here. She’s a bad girl. Gianna’s a bad girl, too. Gianna spits on Christy’s pussy while fucking it with the dildo. Gianna sits back, rubs herself and orders Christy around. See Christy’s cunt cream. This is good stuff with two very bad girls.

What do you do when you have to work a job that you hate? You make the best of it, that’s what. That’s what Christy did when we got her a summer gig as a cleaning lady. She hated everything about the job. She hated the frumpy maid’s uniform. She complained that she wanted to be a sexy maid. She hated the long hours. She wanted to be out on the beach. She hated working all alone. She wanted to have a hot butler to play with. So we worked out a deal. If she cleaned and finished chores on her list, she could take breaks. Not smoking breaks, but rather, cumming breaks. For each thing she finished, she could make herself cum right then and there. That is the kind of perk that she was into! She even managed to make the vacuum cleaner into a sex toy, like the dirty, sex-engineer that she is!

Today was similar to the other day. We went down to South Beach again to build more content for my Website. We played more games including one with squirt guns, huge tits and a white T-shirt with no bra. The guys were so fucking hot! They were sexy volleyball players! The wind was blowing and my nipples got really hard but I didn’t hear any complaints from the guys. They really liked my titties like all the guys from Monday did! At least their boob-dar is working correctly.

Many of you wonder what it would be like to fuck Christy and how hard you could get her off if you had the chance, right? Well, we are going to give you some tips and advice on how to get Ms. Marks off, in case you ever get the chance to bone this busty beauty and need to rise to the occasion, so to speak. Christy loves having her tits squeezed and her nipples sucked on. She also likes it when a man takes charge and fucks her like it’s his last day on earth. “If a guy wants to get me off, he needs to give it to me good and hard,” she says with a wink. And what gets her off the best? Cum. Yours, of course. “The bigger the load I can get out of a man, the hornier I get and the harder I cum.” Hear that, gentlemen? You gotta shoot geysers of the sticky stuff on Christy. She lives for the cum, man.

Christy loves porn and truckers, so what better way to let her get off than to let her go at herself in front of a truck while looking at titties and pussy, which, in turn, make her touch her titties and pussy? We think that Christy would be the perfect girlfriend just because when she starts checking out the porn magazines we gave her, you can tell that she is into the tits almost as much as you are. And who wouldn’t want to watch their girlfriend masturbate on a pile of dirty magazines? That is pretty much the definition of the best girlfriend, ever! And the best part about this video? Watching Christy cum right at the end, when her eyes roll into the back of her head and she moans and shudders. She cums like a Mack truck and it’s awesome!

Christy loves her fans and interacting with them is one of her favorite pastimes. On this particular day, we set her loose on South Beach to make new friends and chat with her fans and, of course, she ended up causing all sorts of mayhem. First of all, you can’t have tits like Christy’s and walk around in a skimpy top on the beach. The men were crawling all over themselves the minute she hit the pavement. Second of all, Christy loves attention, which is why she stopped to talk to every single horny guy that came her way. It was hijinks and shenanigans on South Beach and she loved every minute of it. At the end of the day, Christy had signed autographs, played “Guess What’s In My Tits”, let her rack get soaked and even let a few fans grope her cannons. It was a full day but she wouldn’t have traded a second of it. “It was all for my fans and it was so much fun. I can’t wait to do it again!” she squealed. We’re sure most of you can’t wait, either.

Happy Fourth of July from Christy who thought it was her patriotic duty to sport the red, white and blue for you and barely anything else. Christy is wild for Fourth of July because she loves fireworks and BBQ, probably a little more than the average girl. And when she saw this 4-wheeler, she went just a little nuts, asking if she could ride it right away. (Of course we were hesitant because we didn’t want her to get hurt, but we had to give in because you really can’t say no to Christy.) So sit back and watch Christy get naked and play with her cannons and remember, she is doing it for her country!